Sharting Continued, by TPS

sharting sucks, but once in a while, when you know there's a shower nearby and you're gonna clean up anyway, it's no big deal if you take a gamble and lose. rolling around in one's own shit is never cool, especially when people are around. sometimes i'll cropdust the long elevator ride going down into the subway tunnel, and watch the poor suckers below me gag in discomfort and cover their faces. occasionally i'll draw mud, trying to squeeze out that perfect high-pitched squeaky fart. usually it's not worth drawing mud. makes for a very uncomfortable day. it's hard to forget about the mudcake in your pants.