Wednesday, April 22, 2009

'Mr. Poopy Pants' and fees frustrate flyers

Thanks to a loyal reader for providing this recent news clip.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/04/02/airline.fees.annoyances/index.html?iref=t2test_travelthur

'Mr. Poopy Pants' and fees frustrate flyers

Thanks to a loyal reader for providing this recent news clip.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/04/02/airline.fees.annoyances/index.html?iref=t2test_travelthur

5 YEar old takes home a turd.

this is just unbelievable. This kid is going to be the next Phantom Shitter.

5 YEar old takes home a turd.

this is just unbelievable. This kid is going to be the next Phantom Shitter.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Back by popular demand


Trapped in Elevator... with Diarrhea - Funny blooper videos are here

Back by popular demand


Trapped in Elevator... with Diarrhea - Funny blooper videos are here

Pooping and Microblogging are a Natural Fit


The beauty of Twitter is that in real time one can broadcast to the world as they are laying some cable. They can even share a picture, video, or audio clip to make the experience even more real. You may not think it's true, but people really DO want to know about the SCAT (size, color, aroma, and texture) of your latest fecal creation. Plus, all it takes is a cell phone and the most basic understanding of how to send a text message, and all of a sudden each of us is an experienced Journalist with an advanced degree in Poology. The truth is, texting is a natural activity while sitting on the toilet. A phone can be carried into a bathroom stall unnoticed. Texting and reading updates on the phone kills time and keeps everyone well informed....Plus, the solitude and serenity of sitting in a comfortable handicap stall, away from the boss and all the stresses and responsibilities of the workday just can't be overlooked.

Thanks to all my loyal followers who are following me, the Phantom Shitter, on Twitter. I owe my overwhelming recent success to you, my readers. Thanks for your support. I promise that 2009 will be the best year ever.

Good poo to you!

Pooping and Microblogging are a Natural Fit


The beauty of Twitter is that in real time one can broadcast to the world as they are laying some cable. They can even share a picture, video, or audio clip to make the experience even more real. You may not think it's true, but people really DO want to know about the SCAT (size, color, aroma, and texture) of your latest fecal creation. Plus, all it takes is a cell phone and the most basic understanding of how to send a text message, and all of a sudden each of us is an experienced Journalist with an advanced degree in Poology. The truth is, texting is a natural activity while sitting on the toilet. A phone can be carried into a bathroom stall unnoticed. Texting and reading updates on the phone kills time and keeps everyone well informed....Plus, the solitude and serenity of sitting in a comfortable handicap stall, away from the boss and all the stresses and responsibilities of the workday just can't be overlooked.

Thanks to all my loyal followers who are following me, the Phantom Shitter, on Twitter. I owe my overwhelming recent success to you, my readers. Thanks for your support. I promise that 2009 will be the best year ever.

Good poo to you!