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Gordita Chrunch
We are a messed up generation with too much time on our hands (says the guy who writes for a blog about poop). The latest number to enter the poop scene is what is known as the "Taco Bell Diaper Party." No, it's not a redneck baby shower, it's much worse.
To start, it's not a party; it's a game. Like any game, there are winners and losers. The rules to this game are simple, but needed because if it were not for the rules, everyone who plays would just be a loser.
Here's how it works:
Step 1: Gather a few friends and order a ton of Taco Bell
Step 2: Buy diapers
Step 3: Go home, remove pants and put on diapers
Step 4: Lock bathroom doors
Step 5: Eat as much Taco Bell as possible
Step 6: Last one to poop their diapers wins!
The reviews of this game speak for themselves:
"There is a thin line between a genius and insane marketing campaign." - CEO Taco Bell
"I imagine this is what college kids did during the prohibition to entertain themselves." - The NY Times
"Watching a fat person play this is like watching an alcoholic play a drinking game." - Oprah
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