Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Fecal Chronicles Enters a New Era with Twitter


I have decided that blogging requires a lot of time and effort. I've been pretty busy lately, so I decided that it's time for a new medium to reach you, my loyal readers. I've decided that in addition to an occasional blog post, I'm going to update those interested in my fecal chronicles via Twitter. Please follow along as we embark on this exciting journey. Twitter User Name: PhantomShitter.

Fecal Chronicles Enters a New Era with Twitter


I have decided that blogging requires a lot of time and effort. I've been pretty busy lately, so I decided that it's time for a new medium to reach you, my loyal readers. I've decided that in addition to an occasional blog post, I'm going to update those interested in my fecal chronicles via Twitter. Please follow along as we embark on this exciting journey. Twitter User Name: PhantomShitter.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

George Brett Shits Himself. Classic

This is priceless. We can all relate to this guy.

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2008/09/george_brett_shits_his_pants_t.php

George Brett Shits Himself. Classic

This is priceless. We can all relate to this guy.

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2008/09/george_brett_shits_his_pants_t.php

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Caught between a Turd and a Hard Place

"Man is a civilized animal; nevertheless he requires proper instruction and a good nature, and then of all animals he becomes the most divine and civilized; but if insufficiently or ill-educated, he is the most savage of earthly creatures"

- Plato

Trapped in Elevator... with Diarrhea - Funny blooper videos are here

Caught between a Turd and a Hard Place

"Man is a civilized animal; nevertheless he requires proper instruction and a good nature, and then of all animals he becomes the most divine and civilized; but if insufficiently or ill-educated, he is the most savage of earthly creatures"

- Plato

Trapped in Elevator... with Diarrhea - Funny blooper videos are here

Friday, February 15, 2008

2nd Floor, 7th corridor


This is not your standard shitter found in most USG buildings. One thing I like about shitting at work is that you can always find a nice comfy stall. See, the US Government is required to cater to handicapped people, so there are MORE services such as ramps, handicap toilets, handrails, and stuff that makes life comfortable for both handicapped people as well as lazy non-handicappers like myself. Most of the crappers you'll find in those old buildings don't have the full ring seat, just a U shaped one with kick power flusher behind the toilet. This stall must have been remodeled recently.
Check back for new toilet stall photos next week.