Folks, thanks for your patience. I've been swamped with fecal-related activities lately. I'm sorry I haven't been able to devote sufficient time to the the thing I love most--updating blog posts, tweets, and text messages about pooping. Without you, my loyal followers, none of this would be possible. A few of you have reached out to me under a variety of circumstances.....Sometimes in a pinch, caught between a rock and a hard place with shit stains on your underpants or a clogged toilet about to overflow. I hope that the advice I have shared has saved you unnecessary embarrassment. I can assure you that I have seen and heard every possible toilet stall tragedy. After all, I am the Phantom Shitter. This is what I do.
In an effort to be more responsive to my readers, I've decided to make myself available through an additional channel. You will now be able to connect with me directly through telephonic means. This means I will be accepting SMS, MMS (videos), and, in a very limited capacity, direct telephone calls. My number is (510) A-BIG-POO.
Due to my very busy schedule, I will not be available to take each call.
Please reach out to me with a direct call only--and I repeat only--- if the situation is absolutely critical. That means you have either shat yourself or have some very extenuating circumstances.
Feel free to SMS freely, as I have an unlimited message plan.
I hope this finds each of you well, and as always, Good Poo to You.
TPS
